Couldn't resist sharing this little gem.....
I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss,
gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt.
Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and
cannibalising on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt
shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to
caress your beautiful hair.
That is one seriously worrying message on a dating site - and we see a lot of them!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jonathan, moose murdering and nipple clamps aside, the Justin Bieber thing was just a step too far!
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